Winnie the pooh: blood and honey porn

A new horror film is out, and it's getting a lot of buzz.

By Miles Klee. Oh, bother. Might there be a worthwhile story in which Pooh and Piglet, all grown up and demonic, stalk and murder trespassers in their woodland home? When the movie first garnered viral interest for its gimmick — screenwriter and debut director Rhys Frake-Waterfield began production as soon as the rights to Winnie-the-Pooh entered public domain in — the possibilities were substantially broader. Perhaps it would explore the lingering psychic wounds of childhood? Could it play against our cravings for nostalgia and comforting fantasy? Or at least wickedly satirize its own plunder of existing intellectual property?

Winnie the pooh: blood and honey porn

A horror retelling of A. Milne's book Winnie-the-Pooh, and follows the anthropomorphic characters Winnie-the-Pooh and Piglet as they become bloodthirsty murderers when Christopher Robin abandons them for college. To report an issue with this product or seller, click here. Customer Reviews, including Product Star Ratings help customers to learn more about the product and decide whether it is the right product for them. Instead, our system considers things like how recent a review is and if the reviewer bought the item on Amazon. It also analyzed reviews to verify trustworthiness. Skip to main content. To see product details, add this item to your cart. You can always remove it later. UK imports may differ from local products. Additional terms apply. Learn More. Amazon Global Store International products have separate terms, are sold from abroad and may differ from local products, including fit, age ratings, and language of product, labeling or instructions.

If he's so indestructible why doesn't he just walk through the nearest town slaughtering everybody? Sold by. Do they at least play baseball in this?

American copyright on A. So, despite Disney controlling much of the IP, there was apparently nothing to stop British writer-director Rhys Frake-Waterfield making a gruesome horror movie in which Pooh and Piglet, abandoned by Christopher Robin, become hulking mutants and slaughter anyone who ventures into the Acre Wood. There might have been mileage in doing a Pooh which emphasises the Toy Story -like hurt of abandoned childhood friends. But this gets that out of the way before the credits, then becomes an AirBnB slasher. A bunch of young women on a girly weekend in the vicinity of all the disappearances and mutilations are surprised to be ground to pieces in unpleasant torture porn set-pieces. With the poorest writing and acting seen in a theatrically-released horror film in living memory, this fails on every level. Frake-Waterfield manages a few nice tilted camera angles and some decent shots of misty English woods, but it all falls apart when characters talk — dialogue sounds improvised or Google-translated — or perform the simplest physical actions.

This English production, making its way to 1, theaters in America this week, aims to take the piss out of one's childhood nostalgia, which is mirrored here by what happens to poor Christopher Robin Nikolai Leon —he returns home from college to find out that his boyhood pals have become human-hating murderers. Before some flashy, forensic opening credits straight out of s horror, they make their first kill. But for how shocking this may sound in getting one over on anyone offended by its concept, it's not the perverting of A. Milne's work that's any part of the problem. As a horror and a comedy, "Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey" has no rhythm with either, and it's too dim to be worthy of a curious look. The best joke is that you see Pooh's round ears and button-nose in ominous shots where Leatherface or Michael Myers are supposed to be, with red overalls and a rubbery mask that's frozen to a type of honey-suckling grin. Judging from the mildly amused reactions of other people in the theater, those reveals are the film's most consistent chuckles, and I agree. You never get tired of seeing Frake-Waterfield's version of Pooh and Piglet portrayed by Craig David Dowsett and Chris Cordell , respectively pitched as towering psychopaths, but the movie also makes you wish it tried harder.

Winnie the pooh: blood and honey porn

Originally created by author A. Milne and illustrator E. Shepard , Winnie-the-Pooh is a loveable anthropomorphic teddy bear that holds a special place in the hearts of many. Disney also removed the hyphens from the title, saving everyone precious time when writing about Winnie the Pooh. Writer and director Rhys Waterfield seized this opportunity when he decided to make a live-action slasher film called Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey. He currently has several films in post-production and has had multiple recurring collaborations with cast members from his movies. There are bound to be a lot of questions, so be sure to read on to learn everything we know so far about this upcoming childhood nightmare flick. Oh, bother. In the Acre Woods, visits and adventures with Christopher Robin become less frequent as he gets older. When Christopher Robin leaves for college, Pooh Bear, Piglet, and the other animal friends are left all alone with no food.

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Hide Images. And like, it's not incompetently made. Oct 27, 2, Yes, you. For me it was bland. By signing up, I agree to Digg's Terms of Use and Privacy policy and consent to processing my personal information and receiving marketing emails. The bizarrely uninspired horror disaster will make you wish you kept your money instead. Chris could have reasoned with Pooh. Pooh is able to rip the shirt and bra off a woman with little effort, while another character writhes in the middle of the road, hogtied in a bikini, waiting to get run over by a car. Christopher Robin isn't the main character of the movie despite him being in almost every Winnie the Pooh story I've never read the books and movie. Aug 31, 2, Suffice to say, this ensemble accelerates the bizarre misogyny that turns out to be the dominant theme of Blood and Honey. Leaving aside that a gun phobe bringing a gun for the first time NEVER forgets it exists or where it is, there's simply no combination of personal traits that would let you bring a firearm, forget it until halfway thru a life-or-death situation, then forget where you left it.

After Christopher Robin abandons them for college, Pooh and Piglet embark on a bloody rampage as they search for a new source of food.

And, so goes the vast majority of the film. Oct 25, 20, CloudWolf Member. Christopher has no connection to these women — their wildly separate stories making the movie feel like two films duct-taped together. The special effects are decent, and the shots are done cleverly from a technical standpoint. Latest threads. Gaming Forum. Culture Council. Not a member yet? It's only about 85 minutes long and yet multiple scenes feel needlessly drawn out because there's simply nothing there. Despite supposedly rejecting their humanity, however, they still dress like fat lumberjacks. You can always remove it later. John Lithgow. The script is also full of a variety of dialogue that inches close to memorably bad camp but, yet again, stops short.