Squirt blankets

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We earn a commission for products purchased through some links in this article. Let's get real: sex is supposed to be messy. From sweat to saliva, lashings of lube and if it's your thing edible extras , it's all part of the fun. Unless it's not, of course. If the idea of bonking on grubby, greasy bedsheets turns you cold, and you'd prefer a hand wash over a handjob, that's okay too. Take this as your reminder that there are no rules when it comes to sex — aside from communicating your limits and only doing what you're comfortable with.

Squirt blankets

Mess is an unavoidable part of sex or self pleasure, however not all of us like sleeping in a wet patch am I right!? Have you had to replace your couch or mattress because of your squirting antics? Fear not. What sizes are available? All our blankets are carefully handcrafted, and as a result, variations in size can occur. What colours are available? We launch new colours every months so make sure you subscribe to our newsletter to stay tuned! It can hold up to one litre of liquid tried and tested. These plush, fleecey blankets are double-sided and absorb all forms of sex juices, oils, lubes and bodily fluids. Simply wash on a regular wash cool or warm like you would wash your sheets or towels and avoid using bleach or fabric softener. Dry your blanket in the tumble dryer to keep soft and fluffy or hang out on the washing line in the sunshine. To remove stubborn stains, we recommend using a gentle, eco stain remover. We also now have a bamboo summer blanket for folks who prefer something more light-weight. Your blanket, when cared for properly, can last many years!

Even better news: Liberator 's bestselling throw folds up small enough to fit in most bedsides — you know, in case it doesn't suit your chosen squirt blankets scheme.

Have you had to replace your couch or mattress because of your squirting antics? Fear not. Stain-proof and double-sided leak-proof, these blankets are a lifesaver in the intimacy department, giving you peace of mind that you won't sleep in a wet patch or ruin the bed or couch! Extra Small Round: 1m x 1m 40in x 40in. Washes quick, dries quick! Small: 1. Medium: 1.

All products are independently selected by our editors. If you buy something, we may earn an affiliate commission. As in, I release liquid when I intensely orgasm. My long-time solution to solo squirting was layering one of those clean! Does it feel good? Is it convenient? Absolutely not. My work-around blankets could not withstand that volume of liquid, leaving my sheets gross and wet. Plus, who has to wash every single soiled linen after?

Squirt blankets

What started as the worlds most luxurious waterproof blanket is now the worlds leading luxury, waterproof soft goods brand. Splash Blanket, make a mess because we love being on clean up duty. Intimate moments, messy kids on the couch, pets in the car. Subscribe below to join the Splash Community, stay up to date with latest news, receive first access to the latest sexy info and juicy sales. Splash Blanket is available in over 20 colours, 5 sizes and 3 styles, ranging from toasty warm to ultra cooling. Details will be provided with your tracking number as soon as your order has been dispatched.

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If you're on your period , a squirter, like to use a lot of lube , or just over your penis-having partner leaving behind a sticky mess, it's perfectly normal to want to take steps to protect your soft furnishings. SELF does not provide medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. Wash Instructions: Simply wash on a regular wash cool or warm like you would wash your sheets or towels and avoid using bleach or fabric softener. Pros She's handmade and super discreet Designers also recommend using it as a free bleeding blanket — yep, skip the tampons and pads and drop your Moon Cup. Waterproof Faux Fur. Podiatrists and physical therapists shared the sneakers, sandals, boots, and slippers that'll keep your feet happy. Account Search Cart. Mess is an unavoidable part of sex or self pleasure, however not all of us like sleeping in a wet patch am I right!? Typically orders are handed to our shipping partners within days of received your order, this may be delayed during promotions or sales. New Vibrant Colours. Affiliate Program. Crystal Wands.

By Nishka Dhawan. If you purchase an independently reviewed product or service through a link on our website, Rolling Stone may receive an affiliate commission. Sex can usually get messy.

Cons Best suited to sofas and single beds. All products are independently selected by our editors. This size is perfect for Double, Queen or King size beds and is the ideal oversized blanket for couch snuggles, extra-gushy sex romps or an innocuous bed throw that transforms into a sex blanket. Warranty: Your blanket, when cared for properly, can last many years! We are in the warehouse Monday to Friday. You can also read our blog article about the blankets here. Shop Bamboo Blankets. Wholesale Enquires. Our friends over at Splash Blanket know a thing or two about keeping things clean in the bedroom and this plush Moon Blood blanket will not disappoint. Are you trapped in a love-hate relationship? What sizes are available? Splash Blanket is available in over 20 colours, 5 sizes and 3 styles, ranging from toasty warm to ultra cooling. Make a mess, because we love being on clean up duty! Cons The light grey cover won't hide much in the way of stains.