Quagmire tells off brian

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Quagmire tells off brian

Peter, Joe, and Quagmire are still sad about Cleveland leaving for Virginia , and decide to find a new friend to fill the void Cleveland left Meanwhile, Brian is hurt to find that Quagmire doesn't like him and tries to be his friend, only to learn why Quagmire hates him in a now-infamous speech. Aroused by Idiocy : Discussed ; Quagmire claims that Brian only dates bimbos despite claiming to like women for their minds. At Least I Admit It : Quagmire calls Brian out on only dating bimbos, then states that he does the same thing, but he at least doesn't pretend to be an intellectual to get in girl's pants. Quagmire: Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but at least I'm honest about it! Boring Insult : Quagmire concludes his rant against Brian by saying that all his other flaws could be negligible if he wasn't such a "big, sad, alcoholic bore". Brutal Honesty : After getting nowhere trying to change Quagmire's viewpoint on him, Brian finally asks Quagmire just where the disdain comes from. Quagmire complies in a minute and a half long rant. Call-Back : All of Quagmire's complaints about Brian are previous history about his life. Cerebus Retcon : Quagmire reveals that his womanizing and near-rapist behavior is the end result of losing his one true love, Cheryl Tiegs. He accuses Brian of pretending to be a deep, sensitive guy who loves women for who they are, yet he only dates bimbos to make himself seem smarter. He points out Brian's "liberal agenda", saying how pot should be legalized , and how big businesses are crushing the underclass , among other things. He calls Brian out for being smug and pretentious, even saying how religion is stupid. He brings up Brian's failures as a writer , at college and as a father. Finally, he calls Brian " a big, sad, alcoholic bore ".

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Upset that Cleveland left the group of friends to move to Stoolbend, Virginia, Peter, Quagmire and Joe decide to interview potential friends to fill the vacancy, and are approached by a fellow bar patron named Jerome. After impressing the group with his dart skills, they decide to let Jerome join as their new fourth member. Later, when Peter introduces Jerome to Lois, she reveals that they used to date. Peter grows jealous and, in a fit of rage, throws a bottle through the window of Jerome's home, inadvertently causing a fire and burning down the house. The next morning, Peter discovers that Lois has invited Jerome to live with them. As time goes on, Peter cannot contain his jealousy and eventually kicks Jerome out. Lois soon reveals that Jerome had bought Peter a gift, and Peter goes and apologizes to Jerome. In the end, Jerome accepts the apology, then tells Peter he had sex with Meg, but Peter doesn't care.

Quagmire tells off brian

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Something, Something, Something, Dark Side. He was a spoiled brat! He uses the line "How's that son of yours you never see? And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great writer , even though you're terrible! Stewie : You wanna sleep in my room? House Fire : In a fit of jealousy, Peter throws a projectile through the window of Jerome's house, knocking over a lamp and starting a fire. He points out Brian's "liberal agenda", saying how pot should be legalized , and how big businesses are crushing the underclass , among other things. Brian is a douche, but Quagmire is literally a rapist. In fact, who gives a fuck what any character on Family Guy thinks. Blog Members Admins. You need to login to do this. You saved my life. Call-Back : All of Quagmire's complaints about Brian are previous history about his life.

The guys find a new black friend to join their group, until Peter finds out that he slept with Lois. Meanwhile, Brian tries to find out why Quagmire hates him and tries to make amends.

They're both supposedly Peters friend and they both want to bang or have tried to bang Lois soooo He also gave his daughter up for adoption in the episode literally right before this one while Dylan himself chose to leave Brian in order to take care of his mother. How can you not like me? Her clothes are restricting. I don't care about Quagmire admitting he knows he's a bad person but fuck the whole oh at least I know I'm a bad person so therefore I'm a better person than you. RockmanBN said:. He points out Brian's "liberal agenda", saying how pot should be legalized , and how big businesses are crushing the underclass , among other things. It's just a lot to take in. Deleted member Quagmire complies in a minute and a half long rant.