Man sues nfl for halftime show

The podcaster said the dance routines filled with "crotches and pole dancing" are keeping him "from getting into the kingdom of heaven.

Coach Dave Daubenmire claims that the "crotch shots" in the Super Bowl Halftime show put him "in danger of hellfire. This time he specifically called out Right Wing Watch before sharing his thoughts on the tragic killing of year-old Daunte Wright by police officer Kimberly Potter in Brooklyn Center, Minnesota. After pulling Wright over — reportedly for having an air freshener hanging from his rearview mirror, Potter claims to have mistaken her gun for her taser, and fatally shot Wright as he was trying to get away from her. Rather than see these two tragic deaths at the hands of police as indicative of a pattern of excessive force targetted at Black men over minor infractions, Dave Daubenmire found a new reason to dismiss systemic racism, blaming Wright's death on his theory that "a woman's got no business being a cop. All he wanted was to watch enormous young men in tight pants giving each other concussions for a living.

Man sues nfl for halftime show

Some people have to get used to the idea that sometimes women who can be hardly be considered scantily clad will appear on your television with little forewarning and you'll be sucked into hell to be tortured by demons for eternity as a consequence. It's just a part of life. But don't tell that to hardcore Christian and right-wing activist Dave Daubenmire, who is threatening to sue the NFL because he was unprepared for the eternally damning combo of sin and infectious Latin pop rhythms on display during the Super Bowl halftime show. Dave feels like the NFL's wanton display of "crotch shots" that amounted to "peddled porn" will keep him "from getting into the kingdom of heaven", and all because Shakira and Jennifer Lopez paraded around on stage in Miami wearing clothing less skimpy than anything thousands of women in Miami wear every day. Dave argues that he could "go into a courtroom and say 'Viewing what you put on that screen put me in danger of hellfire'" and, you know, he has a point. God may work in mysterious ways, but he's pretty clear-cut on sending you on a direct flight to hell if you so much as feel an inkling of a boner cropping up when your eyes catch the briefest glimpse of a woman's kneecaps. In the end, all Dave wants is a little forewarning before "a porn show" breaks out in the middle of his blunt force brain trauma show - and not just to protect children but to safeguard our right to choose whether we want our children exposed to the dangers of women. That's a little different from what he said on a Facebook live stream where he admitted that he didn't actually watch the Super Bowl halftime show to avoid getting riled up by something exactly like this. He got mad when he chose to watch clips after the fact, likely alone with a bottle of moisturizer and with his 8x10 picture frame of Jesus turned toward the wall. Dave practices as he preaches, he just forgot the second part where you leave it up to other people to choose for themselves. Luis can be found on Twitter and Facebook. Check out his regular contributions to Macaulay Culkin's BunnyEars.

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Some people have to get used to the idea that sometimes women who can be hardly be considered scantily clad will appear on your television with little forewarning and you'll be sucked into hell to be tortured by demons for eternity as a consequence. It's just a part of life. But don't tell that to hardcore Christian and right-wing activist Dave Daubenmire, who is threatening to sue the NFL because he was unprepared for the eternally damning combo of sin and infectious Latin pop rhythms on display during the Super Bowl halftime show. Dave feels like the NFL's wanton display of "crotch shots" that amounted to "peddled porn" will keep him "from getting into the kingdom of heaven", and all because Shakira and Jennifer Lopez paraded around on stage in Miami wearing clothing less skimpy than anything thousands of women in Miami wear every day. Dave argues that he could "go into a courtroom and say 'Viewing what you put on that screen put me in danger of hellfire'" and, you know, he has a point. God may work in mysterious ways, but he's pretty clear-cut on sending you on a direct flight to hell if you so much as feel an inkling of a boner cropping up when your eyes catch the briefest glimpse of a woman's kneecaps. In the end, all Dave wants is a little forewarning before "a porn show" breaks out in the middle of his blunt force brain trauma show - and not just to protect children but to safeguard our right to choose whether we want our children exposed to the dangers of women.

Man sues nfl for halftime show

According to court documents filed in California and obtained by EW, the woman — referenced as "Jane Doe" — alleges that the year-old violated the Trafficking Victims Protection Act and committed sexual battery and sexual assault. Snoop Dogg has denied the allegations. The complaint seeks monetary and punitive damages for an incident that reportedly occurred on May 29, , when the plaintiff — described as a professional dancer and spokesmodel who also "worked for and performed with" Snoop Dogg — alleges that she and a friend attended one of the rapper's shows at Club Heat Ultra Lounge in Anaheim, Calif. They reportedly accompanied Juan as he left the venue, with Doe recalling that her friend left the group after midnight. Doe allegedly asked to be taken home. Instead, Doe says she was taken to Juan's home, where she fell asleep and allegedly woke up to him forcing oral sex on her at around 4 a. According to the suit, Juan later took her to a studio where Snoop Dogg filmed his series Snoop Dogg's Double G News Network , where Doe alleges that the rapper followed her into a bathroom and forced her to perform oral sex on him. The suit says the alleged incident left her "panicked and terrified" as well as "afraid for her safety and for her life.

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Dave argues that he could "go into a courtroom and say 'Viewing what you put on that screen put me in danger of hellfire'" and, you know, he has a point. That's a little different from what he said on a Facebook live stream where he admitted that he didn't actually watch the Super Bowl halftime show to avoid getting riled up by something exactly like this. But Dave's writings make it clear that he does not agree. Coach Dave knows that this Super Bowl stuff is a big deal. The phenomenon of "crotch shots" are of particular interest to Coach Dave, who wears a baseball cap with a cross embroidered on the front while he preaches — also available in camouflage from the Coach Dave Live online store. The podcaster said the dance routines filled with "crotches and pole dancing" are keeping him "from getting into the kingdom of heaven. Patrick's Day Waiting for your permission to load Vimeo video. I agree to the Terms of Service. And now you can listen to the first episode on Youtube! The idea that network television, being "blasted" into our homes could contain images that could cause him to feel urges and temptations in his nethers, "itching, uneasy with desire," is not only unacceptable to Coach Dave, it's grounds for a lawsuit — "Why can't we file a class-action lawsuit, go into court and use this as our evidence? Coach Dave Daubenmire claims that the "crotch shots" in the Super Bowl Halftime show put him "in danger of hellfire. Up Next. It's just a part of life. Lo and Shakira contained no nudity, or even an outline of genitalia, the visible existence of an anatomical space between a woman's legs seems to frighten and disturb him.

Coach Dave Daubenmire claims that the "crotch shots" in the Super Bowl Halftime show put him "in danger of hellfire. This time he specifically called out Right Wing Watch before sharing his thoughts on the tragic killing of year-old Daunte Wright by police officer Kimberly Potter in Brooklyn Center, Minnesota.

Mad Ireland hurt you into poetry. God may work in mysterious ways, but he's pretty clear-cut on sending you on a direct flight to hell if you so much as feel an inkling of a boner cropping up when your eyes catch the briefest glimpse of a woman's kneecaps. Lo and Shakira contained no nudity, or even an outline of genitalia, the visible existence of an anatomical space between a woman's legs seems to frighten and disturb him. Don't Miss. Hollywood Goes Green for St. In their view, Christ would want Dave to allow Fox to smack us across the face with J. Waiting for your permission to load the Facebook Video. If the crotch shot court case never comes to fruition, it appears Daubenmire has a different fight on his hands ready to go, as the crescendo to his podcast tirade included another cross he has to bear. Don't make me do this again. Add me to the weekly newsletter. I don't say 'oh, that's just a small hand grenade, if they come shooting missiles, then I'm gonna do something. All rights reserved. You can't just do that! Dave practices as he preaches, he just forgot the second part where you leave it up to other people to choose for themselves.