Liz jones diary

Good news! And that he looked like a homeless person. Do you know what I hate at this time of year?

But, boy, was I wrong. To my surprise, a pod is like writing in 3D. My weekly podcast is a two-hander with my long-suffering assistant, Nicola, one of the few working-class voices in the media today. She is the Andy to my Miranda Priestly; sorry, you will have to listen to a few episodes to get that. The response just under a million downloads, with one episode hitting 17, listens; take that, Piers Morgan! Women listeners all over the world — we have a few stoic male followers: Hello, Ian! The podcast is intimate, like being on a hen night.

Liz jones diary

By Liz Jones. Do you know what I hate at this time of year? Endless features about spas. None is ever critical, as the stays are always, always freebies. I am here to tell you that after a lifetime of going to spas all over the world — Bliss in New York, the Aveda spa in Jamaica, Dior in Paris, some place in caves in Puglia, the spa atop Harrods — I am no healthier or happier. There are basic levels of self-care that are essential: non-crusty feet, professionally cleaned teeth, a non-hairy chin. I believe tinting your roots at home is a slippery slope towards eating dinner on a padded tray decorated with kittens and balls of wool. No, I am talking about spas in hotels, designed mainly so you can escape your monosyllabic male partner. But tell me, honestly, have you ever spotted anyone, prone, alone, in the relaxation zone? The idea that you should be grateful they provide a robe and slippers, both of which mean clients shuffle around as though inmates of an asylum. Rare is the therapist fresh out of community college who goes the extra mile. Why disappear while my face pack sinks in — why not massage my feet?

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Don't you hate it when you have finished arguing with someone and you forgot to bring up the most salient point? David, despite being blocked, managed to email to say he was 'distressed' that I had talked on the podcast about the Dries van Noten dress he gave me being 'size fat'. Look to yourself and your actions. At least I kept the Dries dress and wore it, even though it fell down and showed my poor darned nipples for all the world to see, as though I were a character in Conversations With Friends dear God, isn't the TV adaptation dreary? The chippy lover, upset she appears in a short story.

I cancelled on the married man with the non-dead wife. My excuse was that I had the farrier that day, which was true. All of which made me very weary of this whole dating business. If it even was a date. Better the devil you know, who is house-trained, good on the lead and comes when you call?

Liz jones diary

Send feedback. Liz Jones's Diary. Now Liz Jones has an equally outrageous podcast as she and her best friend Nic dissect her weekly diary and delve into the archives to relive the bust-ups, betrayals…and bullets. Available episodes. Sep 1, Liz and Nic are both going on holiday so the podcast is taking a break. But never fear, the pair are here this week with some of their best moments from the last few hundred episodes. Think men, fashion, animals and sadly for Nic Liz singing her heart out.

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It means the hefty mail order catalogues, which became hugely popular after World War II, are no longer printed by any big retailer. Endless features about spas. Already a subscriber? The most recent was organising a twinkly pre-Christmas drinkie on a rooftop in London screen grabs of potential views, prices, cocktails, outfits and fairy lights. The same hotel emailed me later to say I am no longer allowed to bring a dog with me into the spa. That decision has now been overturned. The evening started well. You can change your preferences at any time. Swirly, my ex-racehorse, galloped to the bottom of the hill, frantically searching for him. I am here to tell you that after a lifetime of going to spas all over the world — Bliss in New York, the Aveda spa in Jamaica, Dior in Paris, some place in caves in Puglia, the spa atop Harrods — I am no healthier or happier. There was a really funny piece by interior designer Nicky Haslam recently. Shortlist Results Gallery Winners

Now Liz Jones has an equally outrageous podcast as she and her best friend Nic dissect her weekly diary and delve into the archives to relive the bust-ups, betrayals…and bullets.

I was going to write this column about the new edition of Vogue , which is devoted to the closure of Vogue House on Hanover Square. David, despite being blocked, managed to email to say he was 'distressed' that I had talked on the podcast about the Dries van Noten dress he gave me being 'size fat'. Since making three new girlfriends at my retreat a week ago, they have sent no fewer than 90 messages granola , with photos of every step; selfies of yoga classes and strange red marks on their arms on our WhatsApp group. She was my sister. She looked younger than she did during her Baywatch years. We have moments of gravitas and sobbing, such as when I talked about the loss of model Stella Tennant to suicide, and my little dog Hilda being put to sleep. We recommend using Chrome. I bet you thought it was him! Sign up to our newsletters. Frasier reboot renewed for a second season after Kelsey Grammer's 'triumphant' comeback Strictly's Ellie Leach moves to London as blossoming romance with Bobby Brazier heats up Tuesday 20 February, The day after my pony Benji died, we let the other horses out. In which Liz enters house-hunting hell.