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Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Although Twitter has rebranded to Xthe humor lives on.

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Although Twitter has rebranded to X , the humor lives on. Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on the social media platform to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow HuffPostParents for more! My 3yo, who has to have everything read aloud to him, opened a fortune cookie tonight that said, "The path to success lies in taking a bath without fussing or throwing water out of the tub and getting out nicely with no crying. No texting. No calling.

Huffpost parent tweets

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Although Twitter has rebranded to X , the humor lives on. Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on the social media platform to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow HuffPostParents for more! The thing about 4 year olds is no matter how tired they are, if they get an 86 second nap in a car it will be enough to fuel them for the next 48 hours. Sleep experts: Dark room, avoid caffeine, listen to white noise, no screens an hour before sleep Me sitting in my bed with the light on, eating dark chocolate, hearing my 3yo roar like a dinosaur over the baby monitor, reading a reply Twitter argument: Sounds good. This whole "no smoking with kids in the vehicle" thing is ridiculous.. My 4 year-old learned how to spot an EXIT sign in preschool and her teacher told her she was really good at it so now she points out EXIT signs to people everywhere we go. Me: You're supposed to be in bed. Me: You tried?

Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on the social media platform to spread the joy, huffpost parent tweets. No sadder relationship dynamic than my baby absolutely obsessed with my 3yo and my 3yo continually tells us to throw her in the garbage — Lucy Huber clhubes August 24,

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Although Twitter has rebranded to X , the humor lives on. Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on the social media platform to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow HuffPostParents for more! Secret to peaceful parenting is to never tell your child the plans for the day. Hey mamas! Here's some inspo for those 75th Day of School gifts for your child's class.

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Although Twitter is rebranding to X , the humor lives on. Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow HuffPostParents for more! Just dropped my 3yo tiny baby off at a sports camp that is apparently run by the child from Blank Check.

Huffpost parent tweets

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Although Twitter has rebranded to X , the humor lives on. Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on the social media platform to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow HuffPostParents for more! Just discovered that my 5yo thinks the lyrics are "apple button jeans, boots with the brrr" and then he does a little shiver. Do you wanna see??? When my first son was a baby, I fed him only pureed vegetables in his early weeks of table food; no fruit at first, so he wouldn't develop a taste for too much sweet stuff too soon. Anyway my second baby who is 6 months old just licked PopTart crumbs off my now-3yo's fingers.

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Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Although Twitter is rebranding to X , the humor lives on.

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