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Thornton: I need to crack this, Dag, cos if not, Won Ton will be all over me like knockers in a wind tunnel. Garth Marenghi: As a horror writer I don't ask for much. I just hope I've changed the way you think about life. Garth Marenghi: I'm Garth Marenghi. Plus actor. You're about to enter the world of my imagination. You are entering my Darkplace.

Darkplace quotes

Sign In Sign In. New Customer? Create account. Rick Dagless M. Lucien Sanchez : Not my fault. Monkey bastard hands! Garth Marenghi : You know, my books are all essentially about what ifs. In Black Fang, I asked "what if a rat could drive a bus. And what if it, and its rat brethren, took over and ate Parliament. Without giving too much away, think Planet of the Apes. Garth Marenghi : Greetings, traveler. Who am I? Perhaps you have met me twixt sleep and wake in the penumbra of uncertainty you call unconsciousness. Or perhaps you met me at a book signing.

In Black Fang I asked: What if a rat could drive a bus?

He whisked off her shoes and panties in one movement, wild like an enraged shark, his bulky totem beating a seductive rhythm. Mary's body felt like it was burning, even though the room was properly air-conditioned. They tried all the positions: on top, doggy, and normal. Exhausted, they collapsed on to the recently extended sofa bed. Then a hellbeast ate them.

Thornton: I need to crack this, Dag, cos if not, Won Ton will be all over me like knockers in a wind tunnel. Garth Marenghi: As a horror writer I don't ask for much. I just hope I've changed the way you think about life. Garth Marenghi: I'm Garth Marenghi. Plus actor. You're about to enter the world of my imagination. You are entering my Darkplace.

Darkplace quotes

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You know, my books are all essentially about 'what ifs'. Thornton Reed: If, there's not a joker in the pack Padre: [to Dr. I'm hit, I'm down. Hence Darkplace. Todd's wonderful in this episode, and there are scenes with him and me where I think you're watching him as much as me. Liz Asher: Stop being sarcastic! B Fight Club. Create account. Darkplace parodies the fashion, special effects, production gaffes, and music of low-budget '80s television, as well as the modern practice of including commentary tracks on DVD releases of old films and television shows. He whisked off her shoes and panties in one movement, wild like an enraged shark, his bulky totem beating a seductive rhythm. How about you find yourself a husband, get some stability in your life. Don't let people miss on a great quote from the "Garth Marenghi's Darkplace" movie - add it here! A fool!

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Year: 9, Views. The presentation features commentary from many of the "original" cast, where characters such as Marenghi and Learner reflect on making the show. And sometimes you actually have to be a bigot, in order to bring down bigger bigots. Dean Learner : Dag's right. You're a flipping fool! Garth Marenghi : This place was dark, damn dark. From this day on, I'd have to fight these forces of darkness. Come on Liz, i'll help you apply some more make-up. Garth Marenghi: I'm one of the few people you'll meet who's written more books than they've read. Rick Dagless : I'll get a Wimpy. Lucien Sanchez: Not my fault. Dr Lucien Sanchez: What I do is sometimes get a tin of soup, heat it up, poach an egg in it, serve that with a pork pie sausage roll.