Classical comedic monologues

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Classical comedic monologues

Looking for a great comedic monologue? You have come to the right page. We have put together a massive list of comedy monologues for men and women, from theatre, film and TV. We aim to cover all bases — some are from classical playwrights, and others from contemporary TV series. These monologues will work well for auditions, perhaps a showreel update or for just some self-taping fun. I find actors always have great dramatic pieces on their casting profiles, or at auditions, but rarely have a great comic monologue. Having a really great comedy piece will make you stand out and allow you to show off your range as an actor. Some are laugh out loud, but others are more subtle. How to approach a comedy monologue: The key to comedy is to play the truth of the situation. Too many actors play up the comedy, trying to make a monologue funnier than it is. In fact, we have to trust the playwright or screenwriter and just fully commit to the situation. How to pick a comedy monologue: I recommend reading a bunch of monologues below and then just making a gut choice.

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Home Uncategorized 35 Comedic Monologues for Women. I know you will never read this letter. Crazy, hostile letters—like mine—the ones written in crayon on butcher paper, the ones made of letters cut out of magazines—. But I send them anyway, once a day, and do you know why? Because the loathing I pour into these pages is so ripe, so full-to-bursting, that it is my firm belief that anyone. This toxin will be passed upwards—it is the nature of bureaucracies to pass things vertically—till eventually,. In this way, through osmosis, little droplets of contagion are being rubbed into your leathery flesh every day—. We wait for the day when all the grams and drams and dollops of detestation will destroy you. We attack from below. Our day will come.

Classical comedic monologues

No, faith; husbands are like lots in the lottery: you may draw forty blanks before you find one that has any prize in him. A husband generally is a careless, domineering thing that grows like coral, which as long as it is under water is soft and tender,. Once married, got up his head above, a stiff, crooked, knobby, inflexible, tyrannous creature he grows; then they turn like water, more you would embrace, the less you hold. O, but a virtuous marriage, you say? There is no more affinity betwixt virtue and marriage than betwixt a man and his horse. Indeed, virtue gets up upon marriage sometimes and manageth it in the right way, but marriage is of another piece; for as a horse may be without a man, and a man without a horse,. Would he did not stoop in the shoulders, for thy sake! See, here he is. Read the play here.

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Gonna be insane. I wore it on Sundays for my gentlemen callers! Two Men Three Men. Log in to add yourself as a fan! Maudlin Yellowhammer. I may chance have some odd quirks and remnants of wit broken on me because I have railed so long against marriage. Fare you well. Yeah, growling. Jude: He called me by my name. Her boyfriend was the whale in the corner, blocking the door to the toilets. By Of Characters. Because if you do, your parents will always know the unhappiness you feel for not being able to disappoint them.

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